Steal This Gnome

October 26, 2006 at 10:04 pm 14 comments

While minding my own business, this judgemental creature popped by to criticize my raggedy yard. While it may be true that house of perpetual remodeling is a neighborhood disgrace at the moment, its nearly Halloween, and all that garden clutter is ambiance. Jeesh, some gnomes are so superior.

I’ve heard he’s visiting wherever he can get, so feel free to steal him from me (I’ll be glad to get rid of the snotty little bugger) or pop by his master and commander and say hi while you’re there.


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  • 1. Tim ID  |  October 27, 2006 at 12:03 am

    A fitting home! Thanks for stealing him. He was eating me out of house and home. 🙂

  • 2. goldennib  |  October 27, 2006 at 5:25 am

    Gnomes are very good luck, but they are tempermental. Tickle them under their beards and you have friends for life.

  • 3. Delmonti  |  October 27, 2006 at 5:42 am

    I have REAL Gnomes living in my street. Tiny little fellas they are, big beards, pointy hats and a fondness for fishing I’ve not seen before.

    Mostly tho’ they play very loud music and drink Tennent’s Super in thier very untidy “yard”.

    THe police cant do anything as their wrists are so weeny handcuffs dont work….. which would also put a stop to any kinky play…. no wondewr they drink so much.

    ANyhow, you’re now linked into my site… see ya later.

  • 4. Lorna  |  October 27, 2006 at 8:26 am

    Gnomes can be so gnasty.

  • 5. The Rev. Dr. Kate  |  October 27, 2006 at 8:45 am

    I’ll trade you the gnome for my dog!!!

  • 6. Kat Campbell  |  October 27, 2006 at 9:36 am

    Tim – cute idea. If someone doesn’t take him soon, I’m giving him back.

    Goldennib – I’m still too offended to get close enough to tickle this guy.

    Delmonti – you might try ice tea for awhile, leave off that beer. Thanks for coming by!

    Lorna – I tend to agree.

    Dr. Kate, I couldn’t afford to keep your dog! I’m trying to imagine all the tiny dangerous things he’d find to eat around my house…scary!

  • 7. sandy  |  October 30, 2006 at 6:42 pm

    Cute & guady as he is Kat ~ you can keep him, I’ve heard all about these gnomes and their all night fishing parties.

  • 8. The Rev. Dr. Kate  |  November 3, 2006 at 12:09 am

    Happy “new” home!!! Hope your find your new space accomodating and that all your old friends are able to make the trip!

  • 9. DaveM  |  November 3, 2006 at 12:25 am

    I’ll be interested to hear what you think of WordPress. Was it easy to transfer the whole blog?

  • 10. katcampbell  |  November 3, 2006 at 12:38 am

    Dave and Dr. Kate – I hope everyone can transfer too! What are you guys doing down here on this old post? Hmmm…. makes me wonder what you’re seeing when you click the button over here..

  • 11. katcampbell  |  November 3, 2006 at 1:14 am

    Something very weird going on here.

  • 12. LauraJ  |  November 3, 2006 at 3:40 am

    Sweet! I like it! I like it!! Added you to my new bloglines list of folks.

  • 13. Mr. Fabulous  |  November 3, 2006 at 4:37 am

    Can I get a drink around here?

    I have updated!

  • 14. Catch  |  November 3, 2006 at 6:31 am

    I am debating on word press too, but Pixie has made me several great templates and I wont be able to use them if I go to wordppress, so thats the only reason why I havent yet. Does this mean you can design your own template? Just drag and drop?


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