Resolved – It’s A New Year

January 5, 2007 at 7:15 am 16 comments

I was driving back from the city yesterday and the radio was stuck on one of the local stations that runs talk shows in the afternoon.  I think this one was Max and Ramona.  They were discussing an article in Cosmo that gave instructions for what couples (especially women) should be doing after sex.  The list went on, and on, and on…. all I have to say is things were much easier when both people just lit up a couple of cigarettes. 

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  • 1. bobciz  |  January 5, 2007 at 7:51 am

    Yeah, remember when you could get it on, get it done, and get away? Now if you don’t analyze it, it didn’t actually happen. Ah, the good old days…….

  • 2. J.  |  January 5, 2007 at 11:39 am

    I still do that.
    Is there a problem?

  • 3. The Rev. Dr. Kate  |  January 5, 2007 at 4:41 pm

    It’s been so long that I didn’t realize the rules had changed. What happened to a kiss and falling asleep in each other’s arms?

  • 4. Twobuyfour  |  January 5, 2007 at 5:06 pm

    I remember those days. Light up a smoke, and ask “Was it good for you?” Now we have to have “post-coital-coupling” – sheesh!

    That’s history now, people. NOBODY smokes anymore. Didn’t you get the memo? It went out with white disco suits and fedoras and cars with fins. It turns out that somebody figured out it can KILL you.

    I thought you were quitting, btw?

  • 5. katcampbell  |  January 5, 2007 at 5:27 pm

    I got ya Bob, this new world makes everything complicated!

    LOL J.!!

    Dr. Kate, its true. The rules have changed and I must say, not for the better.

    Twobuy – Thank you for that public service announcement. I am quitting…sort of. I’m in the “planning” stages.

  • 6. Quilldancer  |  January 5, 2007 at 5:53 pm

    The rules changed? Why didn’t I get that memo?

  • 7. MrsJoseGoldbloom  |  January 5, 2007 at 6:23 pm

    What! I’m always the last to know. Oh well if I can’t smoke afterwards, can I smoke during?

  • 8. jackie  |  January 5, 2007 at 7:19 pm

    Kat, thanks for the chuckle this morning. It IS different, isn’t it? Not something I thought about. 🙂

  • 9. katcampbell  |  January 5, 2007 at 7:59 pm

    Quilly – Its these new age rabble rousers, they have eschewed the procedures for proper notification of sex oriented changes and run straight to the media. So much for the sisterhood of women.

    Mrs. Jose – LOL, will the Mr. even notice?

    Jackie – You have T – you don’t have to pay attention to these crazy new rules.

  • 10. Stacy  |  January 5, 2007 at 9:00 pm

    What? Rolling over and going to sleep isn’t on the list? We get up early around here, so it’s what we “should” do.

  • 11. katcampbell  |  January 5, 2007 at 10:14 pm

    LOL, Stacy! Nope, rolling over is not an option, crazy list actually gives us CHORES…

  • 12. guyana-gyal  |  January 5, 2007 at 10:48 pm

    It’s not this ‘new world’ that makes things complicated, Kat. It’s when we start believing everything in the magazines.

  • 13. Mimi  |  January 6, 2007 at 12:15 am

    I do not need anyone telling m ewhat to do after sex! Geez! Those people need to get a life, a better one at least.

  • 14. LauraJ  |  January 6, 2007 at 8:10 pm

    By the time I finally find someone again (read: the next millenium) the rules will have changed again. Please keep me informed Kat. 😀

  • 15. smileymama  |  January 8, 2007 at 6:21 am

    Is there really nothing left in the world to write articles on? How sad. However, I’d have to vote for doing dishes and laundry…. and THEN he can go to sleep…HA!

  • 16. Shelli  |  January 12, 2007 at 8:33 pm

    Someone once told me that if you smoke after sex, you are doing it too fast. Think about that. LOL


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