September 22, 2007 at 10:11 am 10 comments

While its true that I’m the queen of dorks, suffer from terminal clumsiness and occasionally spaz out and do some incredibly stupid things…most of the time I’m Chief Fiscal Officer of the second largest town in our county, Managing Editor of a publishing company and chairman of the largest writing group in two counties.  I am a dignified and respected public figure.  Now will somebody tell that to these tiny cretins?

I should have known something was up when I found Ayla dressed in her girlie prison garb today.  Not yet reacclimated to life outside the slammer, she puked and pooped on me within the first hour.  But I’m no stranger to delinquent behavior, I countered her aggressive acts so she pulled out two fistfuls of my hair.  When her fiendish plan to snatch me bald didn’t work, she called in reinforcements.  Look at them plotting their escape.  Not even in kindergarten yet, and they think they can take on an old mom like me.  Ha…I laughed at their feeble attempts.  They tried everything:  pretending to be cute and cuddly, blowing bubbles, the big one even tried blowing kisses and doing a raspberry on my leg.  But these two are still wet behind the ears.  They forgot one thing in their wicked plot…..  only one of them knows how to walk.


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  • 1. katherine.  |  September 22, 2007 at 11:18 am

    it won’t be long until they can both walk! smile. I can’t wait to have little ones around again….well I can…but still..I’m looking forward to it…

  • 2. QuillDancer  |  September 22, 2007 at 1:19 pm

    That little one looks like a roller …. catch her!

  • 3. lauraj  |  September 22, 2007 at 5:09 pm

    oh they are so cute! are they sisters? i have a hard time keeping up with all these cute little girls in your home. you have 3 or 4 ?

  • 4. nessa  |  September 22, 2007 at 6:32 pm

    You will need all of your skills to contain all of that cuteness.

  • 5. Linda  |  September 23, 2007 at 6:42 am

    I know how you must be feeling!!! They are so adorable. Let’s just hope that they don’t figure how to tie you up or you are in trouble.

  • 6. Shameless  |  September 24, 2007 at 12:13 am

    Just lovely! Now, something else to keep you occupied as well! 🙂
    There’s a new writing project up at The Shameless Lions Writing Circle site. Please check it out and I hope you can take part and promote it. Also, check out the “latest news” section.

  • 7. Velvet Sacks  |  September 24, 2007 at 2:13 am

    With all the sweetness that oozes out of them, be careful they don’t just stick you down and have their way with you.

  • 8. Catch  |  September 24, 2007 at 12:31 pm

    they are so precious!!! are they sisters? You have the most beautiful grandchildren!

  • 9. Jon M  |  September 24, 2007 at 11:15 pm

    Admit it they’ve got you beaten!

  • 10. Janet  |  October 6, 2007 at 7:40 am

    They may not be able to walk, but they’re cute!


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