If Its Not Broke and Ignoble Exits

What has happened to the dashboard here at wordpress?  I logged on here this morning and everything is changed!  There was nothing wrong with the old dashboard!  I can’t find anything…I hate change sprung on me.

If you’ve been reading here awhile, you’ll know that I usually dork out at the most inconvenient times.  Leaving my day job was no exception.  I had new auditors this year, and since it was my exit audit, it was important to me to present a professional image (which is always a stretch I’m afraid).  You might also remember that my convertable, Cricket, has a leaky lid.  I usually keep her covered when its raining, but on audit day between packing to move and the rest of the mess I was juggling in March, I forgot to cover her up and it poured in the early hours of that morning.  By the time I left for work there were two inches of water on her floorboard. 

Staying home was not an option so I grabbed what I could find to keep my favorite pink and black suit from getting wet and raced to the office, hoping I’d beat the auditor and be sitting at my desk all calm and cool by the time they arrived. 

I pulled into the parking lot, and a strange car pulled in right beside me.  Auditors.  I tried just sitting there hoping they’d go into the building.  Oh no.  The passenger taps on my window to ask if they’ve arrived at the municipal building (since the building says Municipal Building that gave me hope they weren’t all that observant.  But I digress…).  To make a long story short:  I couldn’t find my raincoat or rubber boots so I was wearing my snow boots to keep my feet dry and a rain poncho somebody had thrown in the closet with Mickey Mouse on the back when I met my new auditors.  Jeesh.