1. I’m the youngest of five kids. 2. I married the oldest of five kids. 3. We have five kids. 4. My mother was old when I was born. 5. My older sister raised me. 6. I have one brother, four sisters. 7. I have one son, four daughters. 8. I was born in California and now live in Ohio. 9. My husband was from Ohio but born in California. 10. We met in Louisiana. 11. Then moved to Ohio. 12. I have a twenty pound cat. 13. I’m told my eyes are brilliant blue. 14. I didn’t pass this on to any of my kids. 15. I have VERY thick hair. 16. I did pass this on to all five children. 17. My son is a fourth. 18. My youngest daughter is named after me. 19. I can count the number of vegetables I’ll eat on one hand. 20. I have an addictive personality. 21. I eat oatmeal for breakfast every day. 22. I played the clarinet in school. 23. I once took piano lessons. 24. I hate basketball. 25. I smoke. 26. I have a Santa Claus collection. 27. I sucked my thumb until I was twelve. 28. I spent eight years in the Air Force. 29. Pink is my favorite color. 30. My grand girls call me Nana. 31. I’m always over committed. 32. I love to read. 33. I’m good with power tools. 34. My husband is not good with power tools. 35. I know nothing about cars except their color. 36. My middle name is “shoe freak”. 37. I can redecorate an entire room for under $500. 38. Including recovering the furniture. 39. Two of my duaghters have tattoos. 40. My son finds this disgusting. 41. I love to work in the garden. 42. I seldom keepup with work in the garden. 43. Roses are my least favorite flower. 44. I’ve always wanted to belong to the SCA. 45. As royalty. 46. Strictly because of the clothes. 47. Parades make me cry. 48. I write for a newspaper. 49. I don’t care where I sit on a roller coaster. 50. I was a cheerleader once. 51. I coached a softball team once. 52. I’m a terrible softball player. 53. I own part of a publishing company. 54. I’ve written a book. 55. I don’t drink coffee. 56. I do drink diet Pepsi. 57. I bowled on a league all through one pregnancy. 58. I used to sell art. 59. I know how to fit hearing aids. 60. Kids under twelve think I rock. 61. Teenagers find me hopelessly boring. 62. I can give a speech on a moments notice. 63. I’m a terrible salesperson. 64. McDonald’s is my kind of place. 65. I’ve lived in eight states – CA,MD,NC,PA,LA,IN,TX, OH. 66. I’ve been to the Bahamas. 67. I can’t do the splits. 68. Or a cartwheel. 69. I can stand on my head. 70. My favorite team is the Raiders. 71. I know nine variations of the hustle. 72. And can do them all in high heels. 73. I’ve been married for twenty five years. 74. My second book was written with a friend. 75. I make mardi gras masks. 76. and Christmas ornaments. 77. I’m just all around crafty. 78. I’ve had many jobs. 79. I turned down a high paying job once. 80. They wanted me to work in a cubicle. 81. I love all kinds of music. 82. I can’t sing, at all. 83. My closests friends and family say I’m wonky. 84. My good friends say I’m funny. 85. Acquaitences find me professional. 86. and I don’t have a split personality. 87. I have four granddaughters. 88. I’m too young to be a grandmother. 89. I have fifty pairs of shoes. 90. but my favorite footwear is flip flops. 91. I know how to water ski. 92. I’m a hacker at tennis. 93. We had a toucan bird when I was a kid. 94. I’ve been fishing once – in Canada. 95. I really hate fishing. 96. My political views are generally liberal. 97. I’m spiritual but not religious. 98. I love all holidays. 99. I believe a month without a party is a waste of thirty days. 100. I’m interested in everybody and everything.